Comments on: What Happens When I Don’t Masturbate

By: SS

SS — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:43:26 +0000

What you discovered here is a little known secret that has been lost to time. You can apply it to anything, physical or mental, and achieve a higher degree of success. The physical component has already been mentioned, loss of minerals and such, but there is a another component that is related to mental functioning. By refraining from downward release you force the energy upwards instead, to your head. In the East this is called Kundalini. Some women can feel this, you become somewhat magnetic to them

By: Rock

Rock — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:23:10 +0000

I really believe that not masterbating or not having sex for a while increase your strength

By: G

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:47:54 +0000

You’re an excellent writer I did hear once that in wing chun, the art that Bruce Lee started with, they teach the same thing, that if you really want to push the limits, you have to hold off on such things, for at least a good while.

But it makes legitimate sense, right? The less you whack off, the more you need to, the sharper minded and more athletic you become, hence, you’re more likely to attract women, to, um, diffuse the problem.

Nature is so amazing.

By: Omar

Omar — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:11:20 +0000

I play handball, and our coach always tells us not to masturbate when the season comes.. and we try to..
and I do notice my good performance when I haven’t masturbated for a while.. I play better..
I started working out an year ago.. and also the coach at my gym told me not to masturbate.. or atleast reduce it to maximum once a week.. if I wanted to see good and fast results in my body.. and yeah it’s all true.. Sperm is made of important vitamins, irons, etc.. that our body needs.. ejaculating alot of it will harm ur body..

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:19:10 +0000

Entertaining story

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:13:45 +0000

Shit, Karp and Lyndsay on this site? Glad Derek’s semen could bring us all back together. Also, I’m pretty sure Ms. Hamilton was down to help you lose your bet. That game at Esco will be the single greatest thing i remember from highschool. And it involves my friend’s masterbratory routine. Awesome.

By: Diane

Diane — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:32:39 +0000

That’s a little harsh.

By: Derek

Derek — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:29:13 +0000

If an old folk can’t appreciate a funny story, then they a) shouldn’t be reading my blog and b) shouldn’t be alive.

Love,
Derek

By: Diane

Diane — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:40:51 +0000

Yikes, so are you trying to get the old folks to quit reading your blog?
Aunt Diane

By: Lyndsay

Lyndsay — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:17:20 +0000

Haha…whats funny is I thought of this too when you announced giving up alcohol and caffeine but I wasnt sure if it was ok to reminisce about your high school jerk-off shenanigans on your blog that your parents and Monica read. Anyways, enjoy your last days down there…