Comments on: What Happens When I Don’t Masturbate

By: Gaurav Choudhary

Gaurav Choudhary — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:36:41 +0000

Hi Derek!
I liked your story very much. I could relate it to myself. I had topped all of my classes since nursery till 9th standard. Since, then i hadn’t even experienced ejaculation once. I was invincible in my mental capabilities. I used to get 50 or more marks than the second topper. But then one night, I had ejaculation. Slowly I lost my concentration, my confidence and I am no longer invincible. I developed some sort of disease related to dysgraphia. Still I managed to get into best college in India, IIT (Indian Institute of Technology). But now both you story and my old days have inspired me not to masterbate. And I am improving fast.
Thank you very much.

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:33:18 +0000

Haha, dammit. Got me.

By: Zed

Zed — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:29:56 +0000

If you’re slapping your teammates’ asses, then maybe you’re directing your sexual frustrations in the wrong direction?

By: Nathan

Nathan — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:28:09 +0000

you sir, are not only smart but my new role model.
if you have more stories, you should rival tucker max’s books
sincerely, a college dude looking for humor with truth mixed in

By: SS

SS — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:43:26 +0000

What you discovered here is a little known secret that has been lost to time. You can apply it to anything, physical or mental, and achieve a higher degree of success. The physical component has already been mentioned, loss of minerals and such, but there is a another component that is related to mental functioning. By refraining from downward release you force the energy upwards instead, to your head. In the East this is called Kundalini. Some women can feel this, you become somewhat magnetic to them

By: Rock

Rock — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:23:10 +0000

I really believe that not masterbating or not having sex for a while increase your strength

By: G

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:47:54 +0000

You’re an excellent writer I did hear once that in wing chun, the art that Bruce Lee started with, they teach the same thing, that if you really want to push the limits, you have to hold off on such things, for at least a good while.

But it makes legitimate sense, right? The less you whack off, the more you need to, the sharper minded and more athletic you become, hence, you’re more likely to attract women, to, um, diffuse the problem.

Nature is so amazing.

By: Omar

Omar — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:11:20 +0000

I play handball, and our coach always tells us not to masturbate when the season comes.. and we try to..
and I do notice my good performance when I haven’t masturbated for a while.. I play better..
I started working out an year ago.. and also the coach at my gym told me not to masturbate.. or atleast reduce it to maximum once a week.. if I wanted to see good and fast results in my body.. and yeah it’s all true.. Sperm is made of important vitamins, irons, etc.. that our body needs.. ejaculating alot of it will harm ur body..

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:19:10 +0000

Entertaining story

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:13:45 +0000

Shit, Karp and Lyndsay on this site? Glad Derek’s semen could bring us all back together. Also, I’m pretty sure Ms. Hamilton was down to help you lose your bet. That game at Esco will be the single greatest thing i remember from highschool. And it involves my friend’s masterbratory routine. Awesome.