http://liveuncomfortably.com/there-are-a-lot-of-mexicans-in-panama/ Self-Improvement For UN-Lazy People Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:10:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://liveuncomfortably.com/there-are-a-lot-of-mexicans-in-panama/#comment-300 Tait Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:26:15 +0000 http://liveuncomfortably.com/?p=48#comment-300 I'm still eagerly waiting that additional post regarding this "Tait" character. I’m still eagerly waiting that additional post regarding this “Tait” character.

]]> http://liveuncomfortably.com/there-are-a-lot-of-mexicans-in-panama/#comment-299 Ryan Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:10:45 +0000 http://liveuncomfortably.com/?p=48#comment-299 So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.- Carl Spackler, Caddshack So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.- Carl Spackler, Caddshack

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